Sunday, March 20, 2011

Wetten, dass...?


Nothing bets fresh bread on a Saturday morning!
An unexpected hiccup presented itself today- poor little Kayla got a fever. Skipping out in the original plan to see Mainz, we strivved for a more local agenda. First, Sam and I spent the morning running a few errands and picked up some breakfast a the marketplaz a few blocks away. The marketplaz sells cheese, all sorts of turkey sausages (including pistachio bologna- yuk), flowers, produce and bread (of course!). We picked up some fresh breads as well as a poppyseed streusel. The streusel was just delicious; not too sweet but still had the streusel quality. Heading back home, Enrico prepared a perfect breakfast table while we decided what to do with the day. Luckily Sam remembered something about a medieval festival in Mannheim. Cultural experience, here I come.
A truck.. on the autobahn!

A small selection of the people watching potential
Okay, I admit it. As a kid, I have been to the Renaissance festival. Yes, I thought it was cool. Going now? No, no, and no. Medieval festaval in Germany? Prime people watching? YES. Right at the center was a variety of shops, your typical tacky jewelry, handbags that only a flea market would boast, trinkets galore and some fortune telling rocks (ha!). They did have some lovely wooden cutlery that would have made a great gift.


Child cruelty? I love them.
Only some of the wines...
We bravely weaved through the witches, warlocks, gypsies, pirates, knights, jesters... you name it, there were costumes. Some vendors were selling specialty tea (or tee), crepes, flammkuchen, and varied wines. Since it was a cold day, Sam and I sampled some wine from the Legolas-look-alike: hot cherry. Actually very good. We also tasted some other cold wines like elderberry and gooseberry. Buying a German portion of fresh bread, we made sure to see everything we could. There was a mock-knight fight which involved a well-rehershed show, a jester juggling blocks, and a medieval pillow fight (don't even ask). By then, the day had warmed up and turned out to be downright pretty!

Planning ahead, we turned toward home to allow time to get groceries for dinner. Stopping at the local grocery, and battling traffic in the most poorly engineering parking deck I've experienced, we picked up all sorts of produce for our Mediterranean extravaganza. One aspect I love about other countries is their local produce- here, dragonfruit is pretty common among kumquats and tons and tons of apples. Outside of the grocery was a shopping "mall" with specialty vendors, including a Mediterranean one (how perfect!). We picked up some fine olives, hummus, and stuffed grape leaves. After getting back home, I set out for a run since the day was just too beautiful to waste. I ran to the Alte Brucke darting in and out of pedestrians snapping photos of the neighboring castle. Just beautiful.
Alte Bruke

A pony??

 For my last night in Heidelberg, Enrico made his famed margaritas which doesn't quite sound like it goes with Mediterranean food but was excellent nonetheless. After our extravagant dinner, Sam and I watched DSDS (my new fav) along with Wetten dass..?. On DSDS Norman put on a spectacular show singing "Hey Baby" in the German fashion which incorporates an "ohh ahh!" and annihilates all normalcy from the song. Here's a rough recording.. but you get the picture: Norman + highlighter I am forever changed. In his performance there were actual strollers, you read that right, going around on stage being pushed by scantily clad women. His outfit looked like highlighter vomit and the travesty will never be erased from my consious memory. Unfortunately, Norman was eliminated.

On the other show they had Justin Bieber as a guest star. Even here in Germany people have Biber fever. Oh, sick. They also had people accomplishing some interesting feats like handstand balloon popping, bowling ball balancing, and pulling a train full of people with only manpower. Honestly, the stuff people come up with! Another one, the winner, was a man who could identify any town in the world with 500,000 people or more on google earth. He ID'd the most obscure places- it was amazing! I'm going to miss the crazy German TV.

An early morning start led to a super fun drive down the autobahn to Frankfurt for departure... bye bye Germany! Until next time :)

Food. Lots of awesome food.


Celebrating St. Patrick's day in Germany was about like the US- minus the green beer and sensible music. Since Heidelberg was simply slammed with soldiers, we commuted to the local, erm, less-than-charming town of Mannheim. This place is like something out of a movie. The best term for it? Cold. A better term? Militant. BUT they have Irish bars. Our priorities are in order. First we met up with Sam's friend Jen and went over to Murphy's Law. Since the line was absolutely obscene, we ventured to O'Reiley's. From there we ducked and weaved our way back right by the stage and had some "baby Guinness" (which by the way is NOT Guinness at all- Kahlua and Bailey's) and then the good stuff. The band was something of a spectacle... they were all at least over 40 and sang American songs like "American Girl" among others. Nothing Irish about them... at all. More than anything is was just hilarious to watch. We ended up talking to the only UK resident, Rick, among the whole crowd who was an interesting character and due to his heavy English accent he was very hard to understand. The band didn't help.

Macaroons to die for!
The next morning we awoke to a leisurely breakfast followed by some serious car-packing. With bags loaded we stopped by the bakery for some sweet raisin bread and headed west: France-bound. Driving through there was absolutely beautiful; there were vines planted on every square inch of soil. A few years back there was a major undertaking to repopulate the storks and they seem to be everywhere nowadays. They are perched atop many church buildings and have massive nests wherever there is a square foot of flat area. Our first Alsace stop was Ribeauvillé where we made a priority to get macaroons: they were nice and warm straight out
Cheese overload
of the oven! Enrico, Sam, Kayla and I made a lovely stop at a local restaurant, La Flammerie, for lunch. Of course, as is typical, we enjoyed some very nice wine with the meal (the region is known for it's white wine). I ordered a salad which was surprisingly the Ionly vegetarian option on the menu. I've never seen so much cheese in my LIFE. They gave me enough goat cheese to last for a family. There were four different kinds, each one distinctive and delicious!


Too perfect. It's sickening.
Beautiful half-timbered houses
Kayla with the old vitner who wasn't there :(
Riquewihr- check out the OLD buildings!
The drawbridge
 Not wanting to leave the cutsie town without thoroughly exploring it's winding cobblestone streets, we wandered our way around but almost all the shops were closed for lunch hour. The region of Alsace is also known for it's beautiful pottery- great for baking! Ever on the hunt for great wine, we continued deeper into the heart of the french country to Riquewihr, a more visited town but absolutely charming as well. On our way into the city we passed a local school that was having driving lessons: for bikes. The kids couldn't have been more than 10 years old and were all suited up and learning the rules of the road. I wish we could rely on bikes more here in the states. 

We also passed by a restaurant that employed a one-star chef and boasted a scrumptious-looking menu with astronomic prices to match. Pressing on, we found our "new" vitner and got to try all sorts of wines. My personal favorite was the Pinot gris, but every single one that I sampled was fantastic. The vitner was located right next to the old belltower that had an old drawbridge still attached to it. Of course, storks found a home here as well.

Petite Venice
Not wasting a second, we drove to Colmar to see "petite Venice" and do some more window shopping. Colmar had a certain charm about it, appearing to be somewhat of a mixture between the two previous villages- or, rather, the addition of the two. Patissires and restaurants occupied every nook and cranny of the town. There was also an abundance of hotels. Enrico stopped by a saucisson stand which are very common in this area where we sampled duck and goose. The woman was also selling donkey, peppercorn, and herb. Honestly- DONKEY?! Beyond me.

The streets of Colmar

Enrico taste-testing

The gothic church

Creepy gargoyle.. and a stork nest
 Venturing into an indoor market there was an abundance of cheeses, fresh fish, meats, pates, produce, pastries and all sorts of sweets. Inspired, we hit up a local cafe for afternoon tea (roobios- omgee yum) and eclairs. Nothing beats a fresh eclair! Picking up some equally excellent meringue, we headed back outside. Standing in front of us was an immense gothic church. Inside the grand cathedral were some exquiste standed glass windows and some old wooden carvings from the 16th century. Old. Very old.

Thoroughly exhausted after a very long but fun day, we hit the autobahn yet again for the drive home. 

Friday, March 18, 2011

Bad, Bad Wimpfen

Heidelberg in the AM
Heidelberg today! The morning began with Kayla greeting us at 6:30am sharp. From there we had a lovely breakfast while planning my tourism adventure. Once we had thoroughly plotted, Enrico dropped Kayla and I off at her daycare, conveniently located right by the hub of town. Of course it was only 8am by that point so many of the stores had yet to open. From there I headed over to the Philosophenweg or "Philosopher's Way" to catch some spectacular views of the foggy city. There I found a few little park areas and some interesting decorations... see photo evidence.

A pretty side garden on the Philosophenweg

City view

I think I screamed when I saw this...

Snake path- all downhill

Alte Brucke
 Then I headed down to the city center, again, via the Schlangenweg (Snake Path) across the Alte Bruke (old bridge). Since the church was still closed at that point, I headed back up another hill to the famous Schloss (castle). I went and walked on top of the giant-sized wein cask capable of holding a whopping 128,000 liters of the stuff. Not wanting to waste my student ticket, I also spent a good deal of time walking around the surrounding gardens and taking in more wonderful views of the city and Neckar river. This also included a complementary visit to the apothecary museum which looked something akin to a witch's parlor. The place was cram-packed from floor to ceiling with bugs, herbs, lizards, spices and all sorts of hokus-pokus. Before returning to the city center for a third time, I fully appreciated (by getting lost) the Schlossgarten which would have been even more spectacular if it was spring.
View from the Schloss: Holdy Ghost Church is right in view!

HUGE wine cask!

Castle ruins

The interior of the church
Returning to the city, I went inside the Church of the Holy Ghost which boasted exquisite stained glass and a more simplistic architexture compared to others like the obscene Asam Church. After that I wandered about the Hauptstrasse  where all the cutsie shops are... especially chocolate stores and gelato. Sam was right: Heidelberg is a great and cute city, but it can get boring rather quickly (compared to Munich- ha!). So, in order to resolve this little issue I headed to the Heidelberg-Aldstat station and got myself a round trip ticket to Bad Wimpfen!


When I say that I solved my boredom problem, I mean it. Me being me, well, I decided it would be a grand idea to get off the train at the Bad Wimpfen-Hohenstadt station (it's totally Bad Wimpfen, right?). NOT THE SAME. There was no train station. No platform. No people. Only one bench and a shed. Luckily, there was a ticket kiosk (how they got power there is beyond me) and I made the terrible discovery that the enxt train bound for Bad Wimpfen or back to Heidelberg was at least a few hours. Problem.

  
Literally nothing.
 So I wandered around the Bad Wimpfen-wannabe area looking for a bus stop. The next one came in about 30 minutes and I wasn't even sure if it would go to Bad Wimpfen- at least the part I was hoping for. Ick. Serendipity: as soon as I called Sam, my eyes caught a street sign that read "Bad Wimpfen, 3 km". Gold! So after my hike, literally, to Bad Wimpfen through the countryside following sketchy "nordic hike" signs, I made it! The iconic blue tower greeted me with open.. erm.. turrets. Meandering through the town I darted in-between countless half-timbered buildings (including the narrowest one in the city!) and down teeny cobblestone alleys. I got to see the gorgeous Evangelical municipal church as well as climbed the walls of the red tower with a very pudgy feline companion. It offered a beautiful view of the valley by the Neckar river below.
Salvation!

The narrowest half-timbered building

Kitty-friend... who needs a diet.

Blue tower
Inside the Gothic church
 From there I could see the Bahnhof that I should have gotten off at. Whoopsies. A very sweet lady at the train station helped me out by equipping me with a map to orient myself. Recalling more of Sam's guiding advice, I set out to find her Gothic church. Not difficult. The spires were so grandiose I'm pretty sure it could be well spotted for miles around. Unless you're at the Hohenstadt station. The Manorial Collegiate Church in Wimpfen im Tal (mouthful, eh?) completely towered above the tiny surrounding buildings. Going inside the heavy ominous doors was even more intimidating. Capturing both Gothic and a Romanesque style, visitors can't help but feel completely overwhelmed by going into the bowels of the cathedral. It was vacant. Only me, stained glass and a few candles established the ambiance. The entire church was lit in a minimalist-on-a-budget-on-an-overcast-day style. In other words, it was very very dark. If it wasn't a church I would haven't given it a second thought- I would have tucked tail, turned and booked it out of there. The silence was deafening except for the soft thuds of my footsteps on which created echoes throughout the vast nave. On one of the side wings was a prayer candle altar where for 0,50 euros a candle could be lit. Dropping the coin into the box unleased a series of echoes that seemed endless. It made me think of all the horror films where right after a sudden noise the protagonist makes, the creppy monster thing comes and attacks. Yeesh.

Friendly looking, right?
 Exiting the church into the Irish weather (perfect for St. Pat's!) I went farther afield to see the Church of St. Cornelia. This church was very different from the former. It was surrounded by circa 1900's graves and could easily be visualized in a rural town with only one church to its name.

Sore and tired, I headed home for Heidelberg on the next train. Day isn't over yet- St. Patty's celebrations are up!

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Frei.

Chatter. Silence. Ahhh... finally

WHAM! Snap, munch, munch. Snap, munch, munch. Apples. Love-hate relationship. Have I mentioned how much smacking bothers me? ....ESPECIALLY when I'm trying to sleep.

Such is a night in the hostel. I got away with murder for my first night: I only had one roommate. This go around I was staying with 5 other girls, none of which were fluent in English. All of them were visiting from Japan. Oh, my. Okay, so for a youth hostel, going to bed at 11 pm is a little out of the ordinary. However, these girls proceeded to stay up and chat as loudly as possible until who even knows when. Finally at about 2 am I awoke to find that the lights were off... and then I became enlightened on why I had awoken. The snoring. I had NO idea that such little people could make such horrid, loud, obnoxious noises! It was unbearable. Just when it was silent enough to get a little bit of shut-eye, the chorus produced by the nasal blockage had an AED effect and made me fully alert. At least I had a bed.

In the morning I awoke to similar chaos, lots of shuffling and waiting on the one bathroom that we had to share. It really was quite clean for a hostel, I must say. Check out was flawless, I even introduced myself to another sorority girl from California (Chi Omega) and the reception(ist?). Would you call it a receptionist if it was a guy? I always tend to associate that term with a female reception-person. Anyhow, he was from Ireland and of course I had to ask about Cork especially considering my recent discovery about my graduate school admittance to University College Cork!

S-Bahn
From there it was straight to the S-Bahn (no strikes today, hooray!) to Dachau. Missing the train connection in the Stuttgart station definitely left a sour taste in my mouth when it comes to the German train system. However, I do have to say that the trains are incredibly efficient and precise. I wish we had something similar in the states. I would certainly have seen more of my own country if that was the case. Not to mention the train stations are simply stocked full of sweet stands with baked goods, candy (especially haribo products) and gelato. Unlike Atlanta's famous Marta, the stations are not sketchy. Marta = get mugged, S-bahn = get where you need to go. Big difference.

I noticed on the way to Dachau someone on the train had a newspaper which featured the students in Munich putting on that thing with the John Deer tractor and cow costume. Apparently it was a big deal! There were chicken and pig costumes also involved in the whole extravaganza.

After the short train trip, I hopped on a bus bound for the concentration camp. The bus was absolutely PACKED with German students. It was incredible. The kid next to me looked like what we Americans would kindly refer to as a "hooligan". He was also singing songs in English that he was listening to on his iPod in a very thick southern accent. Hilarious. I wish I had gotten a recording of the occasion. Marvelous entertainment if I do say so myself.

Maybe I've been a bit biased against the German language, given my limited exposure, but I've always thought it was rather harsh and violent. Hearing it around here is much different. It's actually quite pretty when spoken in a normal tone and not yelled by American actors dressed up in Nazi costumes.

Dachau itself was an incredibly sobering experience. I knew it would be; I'd be an idiot not to think so. It's amazing just how many student groups were there visiting the place. I'd heard that it was a requirement for them but I didn't know that so many students could come on one day. Impressive.

The weather was perfect for the visit. It was biting cold, dreary and completely overcast. The compound itself was left in its cold, harsh condition and nothing was beautified. It was easy to imagine just how depressing living there would be- even without the guards, abuse, and sheer lack of respect for human dignity. At the entrance to the compound, there is an iron gate bearing the words "Arbeit macht frei" which loosely translates into "Work will make you free". It's difficult to put into words how it felt to walk through the famed gate. Immediately I felt a wave of cold and immense weight. It was hard to keep a dry eye, just imagining the prisoners arriving, never knowing if they would see their loved ones or return home ever again. Many didn't.

Dachau was Germany's very first concentration camp and it was the only one to last all 12 years of the Nazi regime. Eary on, the people in Dachau welcomed the idea of the camp in hopes that the economy would improve. However, they were completely unaware of what the camp entailed and had no idea of the terror the SS regime instilled in the people held within.

The museum was incredibly informative and descriptive, filled with all sorts of artifacts, replicas, and haunting photographs. It is set inside part of the camp which includes the areas where prisoners were first brought in, stripped, and humiliated. Welcome to Dachau.

Each room was enough to make the strongest viewer absolutely nauseous. In the introductory area to the exhibit, there were photos of German propaganda used by Hitler. One of the slogans included "Front line soldiers vote for Hitler". It's pretty difficult to vote when you're dead.

Meandering in and out of the exhibit, it was hard not to look at all the horrid photos on display. One in particular stuck out in my mind- it wasn't terribly graphic like many of them but it made you wonder about the prisoner's life. I wish I knew his story.

One of the many disturbing parts of the museum included a beating table, where the Nazi soldiers would whip prisoners while the beaten would be forced to count aloud the number of lashes he received. If he miscounted, the punishment restarted. There are recollections of Nazi solider participating in this horrid ritual telling one another to take it slowly so the prisoner could "enjoy" the punishment.

After watching a moving film, and it doesn't take much to make a film about Dachau moving, I headed out back by the bunker. The shooting wall used for quick executions was there as well as an area they used for pole hanging. Pole hanging was a form of punishment used when the prisoner performed a minor infraction such as allowing a coffee stain to go unnoticed. During this kind of punishment, the victim was tied to a pole by their hands contorted behind their back and left hanging for an hour or more.

I weaved my way around to the courtyard where victims were forced to stand for hours on end while they were counted. This could last any number of hours, and if someone was missing they would all be punished. The dead were even dragged out to be accounted for. The expanse of gravel was chilling, not only because of the lack of protection from the wind but the environment itself evolked a sense of death. Two of the barracks have been reconstructed for the sake of tourism. Going inside, I saw the beds that they slept on. Beds is of course a very loose term, they consisted of slabs of wood elevated off the ground. The toilets were all in one room, no privacy. It's no wonder why disease spread so quickly throughout the compound. People were crammed into tiny living areas with nowhere to run to except outside into the freezing cold.

The center aisle of the compound was lined with poplar trees, of course this time of year they look something similar to foliage in Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas" or his other movie "Sleepy Hallow". Where the other barracks used to be are now large concrete squares filled with gravel, probably more comforting than their former structures. At the end of the aisle are three monuments to commemorate those who died. Two are dedicated to the Christian faith and the third is Jewish. I don't know what the artist was trying to accomplish, but if he wanted to make the viewer feel as if they were being watched by death, he achieved it. The monument was a downhill slope, descending into the bowels of the earth and passing through an iron gate. Inside there was one small hole in the ceiling where like shone through like a symbol of hope. Very bizarre.

From there I shuffled through the field of gravel to the crematorium and gas chamber. The crematorium actually consisted of two parts; one was the original crematorium and the other built out of necessity. There were far too many bodies being produced and not enough facilities to dispose of them "properly". Around the crematorium was a small memorial garden which marked the shooting range as well as the area where ashes were disposed of. The exhibit allows the viewer to wander inside of the chambers, through the sanitation area (where clothes were sanitized with prussic acid poison gas), waiting room, derobing room, chamber itself, crematorium and a few rooms to hold the bodies of those who fell victim to the gas. Apparently this chamber was actually not used for mass murder like Auschwitz (the conditions seemed to take care of this) but the effect was still the same. Those fortunate enough to forgo disease were experimented on by means of high altitude, ice water baths, and other cruel treatments. Most of those who were subjected to these "medical" experiments died at the hands of their captors.

A slow procession out of the compound ended my visit to Dachau. Much like my entry, it was a strange feeling walking through the gates. It wasn't as drastic as making my way in, but it seemed as if a weight was lifted when I left. Thousands went through and never came out. Few walked free.
 

The gate from the outside

Some committed suicide by throwing themselves into the electric fencing

Even the creek around the complex was creepy

Original crematorium

"New" crematorium

Pistol range where some were killed

Memorial garden area

Sanitation room for the clothing

Gas chamber- just haunting

Inside the Jewish memorial

Descending into the Jewish memorial

Looking out on where the barracks would have been

Guard tower

Toilets in the barracks

Inside the barracks


The middle "aisle"

The beds

Where new arrivals showered and a common place for pole-hanging- note the schoolgroups

A sculpture in front of the museum

Entry gate again- from the inside

Execution wall- by firing squad


One of many pieces of propaganda

Part of the roll-call courtyard

Famous gate


After a crammed bus ride back to the Bahnhof, I made my way to a local cafe and had a lovely lunch. Then I spent my time wandering around Dachau for a bit. It really is a cute town despite its gruesome history. And now, after a short S-Bahn trip back to Munich, I am headed on a very long train ride back to Heidelberg. Again, the train systems are fabulous. I have an outlet for my laptop, a table AND a bathroom right down the hall. Prices are steep, but nowadays the gas money would cost an arm and a leg anyways.